Why Men Are Never Depressed

While I know this isn't all completely accurate, I though it was cute :)

Men Are Just Happier People-- Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can
never be pregnant. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same
work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're
talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all
the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks and
engines. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own
jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a ten -pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have bra strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your
clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your
face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color
for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do'
your nails with a penknife. You have the freedom of choice concerning growing a
moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
minutes.

No wonder men are happier.